2022 New Year’s Obit Alternate
…her one stipulation for her funeral was that there be bouncers to enforce that everyone wear a mask. For greatest effect, this was not announced prior to the funeral.
2017 New Year’s Obit
She died with excellent oral hygiene despite only ever picking up flossing for a few days at a time.
2016 New Year’s Obit
Before her death, her most recent achievement was somewhat successfully using a menstrual cup.