2018 New Year’s Obit
While the deceased’s unfinished projects could technically be designated unfinished business, they did not require her to “Casper-it-up”.
2017 New Year’s Obit
She died with excellent oral hygiene despite only ever picking up flossing for a few days at a time.
2016 New Year’s Obit
Before her death, her most recent achievement was somewhat successfully using a menstrual cup.